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It was almost nice to meet you.

voici-le-cahier:

You introduced
your mouth
to mine, proceeding
to bite my lips
so hard
I tasted my own blood
and mistook it for love.

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Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

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crossingcaelum:

handchuffed:

#Finnick Odair is that like that one character in every anime who always appears with sparkles round his face #and who flirts with all the blushing girls and makes them go ‘eeehhhhh!’ #and you think he’s just a sexy comic relief character #until suddenly one episode it’s like BAM BACKSTORY #and it turns out he was forced to murder for entertainment #and his family was killed horribly #and he can never be with the woman he loves #and he’s being forced to have sex with half the Capitol #and that’s why he acts all provocative all the time #and suddenly the sparkles are gone and you stare at this character with tears streaming down your face #and you whisper ‘Finnick-sama’ as the wind tosses the tendrils of your hair.

AND THEN HE GETS FREAKING EATEN ALIVEWHO THOUGHT THAT WAS OKAY
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swoleinvelvet:

I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.

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Ayyyy i want a “Patrick” in my life

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jsantagato:

what a fucking joke.

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bubblefrogs:

omfg i laugh so hard at this every fucking time i see it

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“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“Sarcasm?”

“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”

“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”

“There you go, you got it.”

“Got what?”

“Sarcasm.”

“No, I meant it.”

“Sure you did.”

“Is that sarcasm?”

“Irony, I think.”

“What’s the difference?”

“I haven’t the slightest idea.”

“So you’re being ironic now, right?”

“No, I really don’t know.”

“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”

“Now you’ve got it.”

“What?”

“Sarcasm.”

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Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (via scriptclassified)

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thewriterchick:

Christopher Moore is still one of my favourite people in general.

Favorite author watches GIRLS - Life made

thewriterchick:

Christopher Moore is still one of my favourite people in general.

Favorite author watches GIRLS - Life made

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throughascreendarkly:

Talk to Her (Pedro Almodóvar, 2002)

To understand, you had to have watched 

(Source: timesculpture)

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andreii-tarkovsky:

Almodovar Posters

By Dorota Popiolek

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Your Kisses

youngwittywriter:

Your kisses are

little secrets

tucked in between my lips

that I hide away

in between my third and fourth ribs

until the skin there will burst

and my love will seep out

from under my flesh

and make itself known

much like a drafty window

that keeps slamming the doors in the house

shut.

(Source: voici-le-cahier)

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youngwittywriter:

Forlorn poets cry rivers on rivers

as your heart tore to pieces while you drifted down the Seine,

Paris having turned its nose, the city of love claiming

no responsibility for the teary-eyed souls mourning their losses

because people shed each other like old skins,

and we become…

(Source: voici-le-cahier)